Your “Friend” The Cigarette
How do you feel about a friend that must go everywhere you do, and is so offensive to others that you become unwelcome when with her?
Her peculiar odor sticks to you wherever you go so others think you both stink.
When she says jump, you jump.
She makes you go to the store to pick him up whenever she wants.
She burns holes in your clothes, and even has been known to burn down a house.
She makes you stand out in the lobby, so you miss the big play.
She burns holes in your clothes, and even has been known to burn down a house.
She is expensive to support, and will never pay you a penny in return.
She doesn’t like physical activity, so she makes it hard for you to breathe.
She carries an arsenal of poisons with him, and every chance she gets, she makes you sick.
She has been plotting your death since the first time you met.
She overworks your heart and lungs, clogs the arteries to your heart and brain, and exposes you to cancer causing agents.
Some friend, your cigarette…Do you really need a friend like her?
Get rid of her now while you still can.
— Author Unknown
Sound like an ex-partner or lover? Hopefully your exes have never tried to kill you like this one does. Make cigarettes your Ex!
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